GOD: Hello, God calling...
CALLED: Who...oh my God...oops...sorry...it’s really you on the phone.
GOD: Yes, it’s me...why are you surprised?
CALLED: Well actually..yes...no...I don’t know...I didn’t really expect this. I’ve heard about a
‘CALL’
but I didn’t think that you had a mobile or that you even had my number...I’m ex-directory.
GOD: For me nobody is ex-directory. But you know even I need to use the most modern means of social communication but there’s only one means that is always modern.
CALLED: And what’s that?
GOD: Prayer – I’m online 24 / 7, you can talk to me whenever you want and you have to do is connect, my chatroom is always open.
CALLED: I don’t know...it sounds abit complicated. Is there some kind of instruction manual?
GOD: I thought that you ask that so I prepared a booklet that I like to call my Word which is also known as the
Bible.
It explains everything but don’t worry I’ve got a great technican called the Holy Spirit who will do an introductory course with you.
CALLED: You know, you’ve nearly won me over but you haven’t told me how much it’s going to cost. It’s sounds too good to be true.
GOD: It won’t cost you anything only
OPENESS, HUMILITY aswell as a DESIRE to instantly download my love and my mercy.
I have another working partner called Jesus and he has already paid for you.
CALLED: Okay, I’m in..sign me up but listen God, what about an anti-virus? Nowadays you can’t be too safe.
GOD: You’re right..the best anti-virus is one that has been on the market for years but it’s powerful!
It’s called
FAITH.
CALLED: Thanks God. I’ll be in touch, I’ll text you over the next few days.
GOD: Okay, but for the moment here’s my message for you: GOD LUVS U 4 EVER!!
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